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03/10/2010 - Katy, TX (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Eddie Williams scored 22 points and grabbed eight rebounds, and the second-seeded Stephen F. Austin Lumberjacks crushed the seventh-seeded Texas-Arlington Mavericks, 77-54, in quarterfinal action of the Southland Conference Tournament.
Orren Tims added 17 points for the Lumberjacks (22-8), who advanced to play either Texas A&M-Corpus Christi or UTSA in the semifinals on Thursday. Denzel Barnes contributed with 11 points, while Jereal Scott had 10 points with eight rebounds in the win.
Marquez Haynes led the Mavericks (16-14) with 17 points, but Texas-Arlington couldn't avoid finishing its season with four straight losses after shooting just 34 percent from the field Wednesday. Dwight Gentry provided 12 points, while Brandon Long had 10 in defeat.
The Lumberjacks got off to a quick start, jumping out to a 15-2 lead on a Tims layup about seven minutes into the game. The Mavericks never recovered and trailed by 20, 29-9, after a Barnes three-pointer with 7:47 to go.
Stephen F. Austin carried a 33-20 advantage into halftime and ran away with the contest in the second half. A pair of Scott free throws had the Lumberjacks ahead by 30, 62-32, and the outcome was never in doubt down the stretch.
<< Chelios joining Thrashers for 26th NHL season
Atlanta, GA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Atlanta Thrashers recalled veteran
defenseman Chris Chelios on Wednesday, marking the 26th consecutive NHL season
in which the 48-year-old will participate.
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<< Big 12 Conference Tournament Recaps
Kansas City, MO (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - John Roberson had 19 points, nine assists
and five rebounds, as Texas Tech downed Colorado, 82-67, in the first round of
the Big 12 Tournament.
Nick Okorie had 18 points, Brad Reese added 16 points and se
<< Seven set for Tampa Bay Derby
Oldsmar, FL (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Schoolyard Dreams, second in the Sam F. Davis
Stakes, heads a field of seven three-year-olds for Saturday's $300,000 Tampa
Bay Derby at Tampa Bay Downs.
In recent years the event has become an important
<< Roughriders sign Cates
Regina, SK (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Saskatchewan Roughriders signed running back
Wes Cates on Wednesday.
Last season with Saskatchewan, he started 16 games and had 195 carries for 932
yards and five scores to go with 33 catches for 336 yards a
Zenyatta to face eight in Santa Margarita >>
Arcadia, CA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Two-time champion mare Zenyatta makes her 2010
debut Saturday in the $250,000 Santa Margarita Invitational at Santa Anita
Park. The six-year-old will take on eight other older females in the 1 1/8-
mile ra
Savannah State joins MEAC >>
Winston-Salem, NC (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Savannah State University has been
granted a provisional membership into the Mid-Eastern Athletic Conference,
beginning July 1, 2010.
The announcement was made Wednesday by the conference.
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Real Madrid crashes out of Champions League >>
Madrid, Spain (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Real Madrid failed to advance to the
quarterfinals of the Champions League for the sixth successive season as they
were held to a 1-1 draw by Lyon at the Santiago Bernabeu on Wednesday, leaving
them on
Tulsa Shock (WNBA) >>
Signed Marion Jones.
Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).
Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.
Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).
Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.
Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.
The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.
What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.
Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.
But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.
In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.
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